Well, since I canceled our 3pm photos today I decided. Let’s clean the kids bedroom. And when I say clean I mean, remove everything out of their room other then the beds and bedding supplies. Well little to my knowledge, these two demonic beings have made a massive mess in their bedrooms and hid it underneath blankets on their floor.

So. Let the scrubbing commence. Mopping, sponging, wiping, cleaning. Ah how I hate all thee. I hate messes, yet there is always messes in my house. Having 2 toddlers SUCKS on the cleaning aspect of things. Between the amount of hours I work, plus the amount of hours I spend cleaning, I am doing at least 100 hours a week of cleaning/working.

Now, I’ve taken a break from the scrubbing, but I will be going back in there. Round 2, ensuring everything is in tip top shape. Will the kids drive me insane in process. Oh hell ya they will. Anytime I attempt to do something that they don’t want to, they bug me NONE stop. I swear they want their lives to end early. Mommy has no patience for annoying, ankle biting beings so GO AWAY and play with your damn toys. You know, those things that you make huge messes with. Awesome! Thanks.

Well, enjoy my freak out of the afternoon. Back to the unwanted, annoying scrubbing. Ah!

This morning kids and I woke up, but the wakeup didn’t last. Mommy was exhausted and fell back to sleep once kids were situated with their morning cartoons and breakfast. Little to my knowledge, my little “princess” decided she wanted yogurt and got all of it on her own. Literally ALL of it. But did she eat it all? Of course not. She painted.

Awesome! Mommy is cleaning up yogurt. Honestly though, this isn’t the worst they’ve painted with.

My window’s were covered in beautiful paintings of yogurt, but I wasn’t so pleased as you’d think. When you put yogurt onto windows it doesn’t come off as easily as you’d think. Thankfully I had stashed away some cleaning wipes to get this crap off of my windows and table.

In the end, a mess first thing in the morning is the worst thing that my little demons can do. Mommy isn’t the best morning person when she has to wake up and clean right away. So now my little “princess” is in trouble ALL DAY. She best behave or Mommy is going to not be a very pleasant Mommy.

Enjoy my morning mental meltdown, trust me there are going to be more today! We got pictures at 3.

So let’s begin with the very first, Mental Tentacle Moment!

Idiot Postal Workers

Today I was going to ship off my Passport to finally get it done. Exciting?! Ya that was the highlight of my day. Shut it. Well, off we go to the post office. Well don’t I luck out with the most idiotic postal worker there is!!! Go me. Not.

She freezes her entire system while trying to print off my Money Order check. Sweet this won’t take long to fix. Ya… right. Idiot turns the entire system off and gets locked out of the system. 30 minutes later she finally gets it running again. Awesome, about time. Next idiot moment occurs. Oh we don’t take credit card for Money Order checks, but she ran it through. Of course she isn’t aware that it doesn’t accept Mastercard until after she tries cashing out on her other system. Has my payment already gone through?! OF COURSE. So she says, oh let me just put it back on and you go take out the cash. UHHH takes 5 days to resubmit the funds you dumbass.

I of course snap out. Seriously? Shouldn’t you know your job and what you can do? So she calls her head manager and explains the issue. She finds a way around it, duh submit payment as cash and write a note. Hmmm who woulda thunk?

Awesome payment is complete. Well, aren’t you suppose to review my passport? Yea, all postal workers are suppose to be trained to do that, but just my luck this chicklet is not. Great! Any workers around that are? NOPE. How’d you get your damn job?

Well… in the end she felt like a rat bag POS as my daughter is having an utmost freak out having to wait 45 minutes to do something that should have taken tops 10 minutes. Thanks Canada Post for hiring idiot postal workers. You sure know how to run our mailing systems. No wonder I am always getting other peoples mail.

Note to self… avoid idiot postal workers as much as possible.

Alright,

Let’s get this bad boy going. Welcome to the mental lands of Mental Tentacle. This is our hot spot for full out freak outs, mental meltdowns, and all the things in between that just drive us mad! Beware, crude content will follow and we aren’t going to hold back.

Each day is a mental day. From the moment we wake up to the moment we go to bed. Instead of holding in all this mental nonsense it is time to let loose and lower our stress levels on to you!

Come back often and check out the latest, greatest Mental Tentacle mental moments, trust me there are going to be plenty of them. We got 2 toddlers